Poop Face Look

Bolts of Thunder has officially launched its newest line in women's clothing!!! The woman in the right is Rachel, Bolts of Thunder's seamstress and styling coordinator. She's been working round the clock to reinforce the crotches of our pants and let out our shirts when we eat too much. She's modeling the "Bolts of Thunder Bullet wound" shirt, a sure to be classic amongst female hipsters in Provo. To the left is me, and that is not a woman's shirt I'm wearing. It's the "I Hart Bolts of Thunder" shirt, a sure to be classic among visitors of Provo and thrift store shoppers. So I just thought of something funny I saw today. It's a look  that people make when all hope is gone, and their lives are filled with despair. I like to call it the "poop face look" because the person makes a face as though he or she had a mouthful of poop and would really like to spit it out, but they can't. Don't confuse this with the poop face that people make on "The Ring" when the girl crawls out of the tv, because it's not quite the same look, although they are believed to be cousins of each other. The first time I saw the poop face look was when I was 14, and I was watching "Talk Soup". It showed a clip from Jerry Springer where this lady decided to announce to her husband that she was a lesbian in front of the entire US tv watching population by inviting her lady lover on the show and making out with her. The guy's face said it all. Poop face look. I've only seen it a few times since, and they were all pretty hilarious. Like when I told my first missionary companion that "Hero Scape", a Dungeons and Dragons rip off game, was just a game and not to be taken seriously. He was arguing with another missionary about cheating because he had a fire protection cloak, and I told them that it was just a game. He got the poop face look as he stared at me in anger. So I saw it again today in the library at school. The kid was playing a computer game and lost... I'm sorry you lost kid, but thanks for showing me the face, it's been a while since I've seen it. Kelli Olsen took that picture of me and Rachel, she wanted me to mention her name in the blog. Thanks Kelli. Maranda, here's your shout out. Now you have to officially become a Bolts of Thunder follower.