Wizard

Ladies and Gents, lets give a warm welcome to Bolts of Thunder's 22nd follower, Hannah Miller! Welcome to the blog Hannah. You'll get a shirt... Man, I keep telling people they'll get shirts, and we've been slow on production lately. Sorry people. Especially David Law, you've been waiting for one for some time now... So Hannah also pointed out to me that in yesterday's post, I misspelled "feat" as in accomplishment, I said, "feet" as in the body part. Well I'm sorry little Miss Grammar. Why don't you tell our viewers then the proper use of the past present progressive? Yeah, you've got 3 days to respond. If you do, and you give us the why and when the past present progressive is used, I will go back and edit the post. But until then, it stays as it lies... So today's post is about Wizard. Now don't get the wrong idea. We call him Wizard not because he's a brainwashing hippy druggy Charles Manson wannabe. We call him Wizard because he can pull off mysterious moves like gap to powerbox 50-50 kickflip out over the grass gap, as seen above. In layman's terms we just call that trick a "power-fiddy flip", for all of you who didn't understand what I said earlier. So Wizard is the new face of the younger, rising generation of Bolts of Thunder. We've recruited these young kids and are raising them up in righteousness to be brave and fight well, as their fathers have done before them. We realized recently that the average age of a Thunder Bolt is roughly 29, and we're not going to be around forever. So we're teaching and training the recently weaned Thunder Bolts who to kick it, old school. They're showing us how to kick it, new school. It's kind of like on "Gran Torino" how Clint Eastwood shows that Hmong kid how to fix sinks, wash cars, tap Asian tang, beat up people 50 years younger than him, and ultimately go out like a man. That's how we view ourselves at Bolts of Thunder, torch-carriers of Clint Eastwood. So Wizard's been out killing it with his posse (Tyler, Zak, Parker and whatnot), so expect to see some gnarly stuff in "Bolts of Thunder Gone Wild". We've only got like 3 weeks left to film too, so it really is time to get gnarly... Man, I just realized the first picture is kind of dark, and the second one is kind of fuzzy. I'll try to put up a clear, light one as soon as I can. Sorry Wizard...