Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Too Sexy for His Shirt




Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce Dan Shaw (applaud here). Yeah ladies, that's right, he's not even wearing his shirt. Neither is Nick, but he's taken, so you just get dan, 100% pure unadulterated Dan. So here is Dan, Matt, and Nick skating at the Eagle Mountain skatepark and dan is flying through the air. Let me tell you what's amazing about dan. He's a super hero. He doesn't have to practice, warm up, or even try. He just does stuff. Not just with skating, but with anything: juggling eggs, throwing gummie bears in the air and catching them in his mouth, snowboarding, biking, making clothes, and razorscootering, just to name a few of the many things that effortlessly does better than 95% of the world population. Yeah, I said razor scootering. No joke, he tailwhipped like an 8 stair back in high school on a razor scooter. And he doesn't even ride those things. He just picked it up and did it. Most of the tricks in his part in the first video, he just went out and did them without warming up or anything. He could have filmed just as cool of a part in a biking video or anything. Do you get what I'm trying to say? Dan is amazing at whatever he does, and it's inexplicable to all who see it. So here is Dan flying through the air. He just learned how to ollie out of half pipes, as opposed to early grabbing out of halfpipe, and he's like 3 feet out of the coping. pretty amazing, so take your hat off for him... and your shirt...

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