The amazing Dan Shaw

With just days left to the premier of "Bolts of Thunder Gone Wild," I thought I'd prime you all with nothing less than a huge air by our very own Dan Shaw. Dan keeps affirming his superheroness with mega airs, death-defying spur-of-the-moment marathon running, and sea lion fighting. Yeah, Dan just barely had an encounter with a sea lion where he got on the rock with the alpha male and started barking at it. Just to see what would happen. The sea lion charged him, but Dan was quick on his feet and got away. Then our friend Jed thought he'd try his luck barking at sea lions, so he gave it a shot. The sea lion charged Jed, latched onto his leg with his jaws, and commenced to gnaw on his ankle. Jed, who has dodged a number of bullets in his day, did not even have the same luck as Dan... Yeah, Dan's a superhero, whether he likes it or not. So get ready, everyone, to see Dan Shaw and a host of other rippers in our video, coming out Friday!!! A correction to yesterday's instructions, the barbecue will start at 7:30 while the video will start at 8:00. So be there on time... Now here are the premier details and instructions:

1) The barbecue will start at 7:30. The video will start at 8:00. That's the plan, and we'll do our best to stick with it. Sorry if it has to change, but plan on that for now.

2) The premier will be above Provo Art and Frame on the south-west corner of Center Street and Freedom (200 W). If you at least go to that corner, there will be people barbecuing on the street to show you exactly where it is. And we'll put up signs.

3) We're barbecuing, but we don't have enough money to provide all the food. I'm going to assign specific things to people, but if you don't get a specific assignment from me, just bring some kind of food that others will want to eat at a barbecue.

4) We're planning on having DVDs available at the premier. We're going to charge $1 for a DVD, just to cover our costs in buying them. Yes, $1. You're thinking to yourself, "just give me a free copy, I'm in the video..." Can't do it. Won't do it. They're a dollar each.

5) You can invite friends, just ask them to bring some kind of food for people to eat as well.