Sunday, May 1, 2011

Hustlin and bustlin




So things are hustlin and bustlin down here at Bolts of Thunder. So Matt had a championship boxing match last week with Muhammad Ollie last week. Nick came over in Matt's final moments of doubt and pain and prepped Matt for the big fight. With nothing left to lose in this world, Matt went up against Muhammad with fist and knee cap and took him down in the final round. Matt won... So Matt, Nick, Nick's wife Kim, Dan, and Mama Hart all graduated this semester! And Kim even walked with an 8.84 month old fetus in her belly who was born a couple days later! Her name's Collette, and I can testify from first hand experience that she's a cute little baby. We're looking into opening a Bolts of Thunder line of baby clothing. Collette will be our pilot baby... Then to add a little icing on this cake (nonfat, sugar free icing to keep you healthy, of course), we're taking off for Europe in a couple days! Remember when the Beatles pulled that blitzkrieg on the USA back in the 60s? They captured 6 major US cities without having to fire a single bullet. Well, Bolts of Thunder is going to repay the favor on Europe and pull a blitzkrieg on them! We're planning on taking Paris, Geneva, and several smaller Italian cities without firing a shot as well. We've got our ramparts ready, our French connections in place, and Dave waiting on the other side of the Atlantic to spearhead this movement. Bolts of Thunder is on the move...

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  1. Looks like Matt getting ready on his wedding day and Nick is his Bridesmaid. That's right, Bridesmaid.

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