Garrett vs the Wiener Dog

I don't know that I've ever seen a grown man have a nervous breakdown until I saw Garrett declare war on a 15 pound wiener dog. 2 weeks of cramped living conditions wore on my friend, but he was pushed over the edge by the constant vomiting, farting, pissing, and pooping of the little dog in our tight living quarters. Garrett hit his boiling point last night when the dog farted in front of Garrett, sending him spiraling over the cliff of insanity into a realm of heat, passion, and revenge. Garrett retaliated by squatting down over the dog's face and releasing a bear's growl on the little tike. The dog actually seemed to enjoy it, it showed no signs of animosity, anger, or revenge. But don't be deceived by cute little wiener dogs people, they have the memory of an elephant, and they will never leave you with the score in your favor. After that, Garrett wandered back and forth in the apartment, smelling the inside's of our skating shoes, squirming at the effects, spraying them with febreeze, then shoving them in everyone's face and saying, "smell these! they're disgusting!!!" Yeah, he had lost it... Well, this morning, the little dog showed just how determined it is to run Garrett out of the country. The dog sleeps in the master's bedroom, and we sleep in the living area/kitchen. At the first sound of movement out in the living room, the master opened the door, releasing an angered wiener dog on an unsuspecting and unprepared group of tourists. The dog zeroed in on Garrett, passing up Matt and Shereen as it jumped onto the bed, peed on Garrett, then jumped off. A true veteran in the art of getting even. Quick, precise, and deliberate. We put the dog outside where it's probably eating grass just so it can throw up on the floor later, just to spite Garrett. We have temporarily declared a cease fire between Garrett and the dog while each side specifies its demands. The dog has made it quite clear though, it wants us out... Oh yes, and to respond to a follower's comment a couple posts ago, we will start selling Bolts of Thunder merchandise as soon as I'm back in the US. We will charge the cost of the materials, that's it. If you want any kind of Bolts of Thunder merchandise, make a special request on the blog or in person, and we'll get on it pronto. That's how we roll...