Monday, May 23, 2011

Bigfoot sightings



Some time ago, headquarters warned us of an unknown follower of our blog, Tyler Braithwaite (I think I spelled his name right). The fact that someone we had never met was bold enough to publicly declare himself a follower of the Bolts of Thunder blog blew our minds and sent the editorial department of our blog spiraling into doubt and paranoia. We believed Tyler to be a Pakistani spy posing as a local skater in an attempt to infiltrate our blog and steal our secrets. Kind of like how they got their nuclear weapons. In short, we didn't think Tyler to be a real person. But this weekend we headed off for an adventure at the American Fork park, and we had what we believe to be a real Tyler Braithwaite sighting! So the legend just might be real. Tyler might not be a Pakistani double agent trying to get our secrets, but a normal skater kid from Provo after all... Just to be sure, we secretly collected hair samples from him when he wasn't looking, and our scientists are still processing them to see if they are truly Tyler DNA. Also, I secretly snapped off a couple pictures of him just to show all of you viewers that he, Tyler, may in fact be real. And from what we seen, he's got a mean switch varial heelflip...

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