Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Lord of the Thunder Bolt




In every meal we've had, we've found a hair in something. So Garrett says. I don't seem to be finding these hairs. But I'm not looking either. So you were wondering what was going on in here in Europe, if we were still skating, if Dan arrived, or if we were getting footage. All these questions. But never time for meditation. Kids, you need more time to meditate, with all your video games and high-speed internet. Just take time to relax and read this blog on your high speed-computer. So here's but a taste of the horror to be unleashed on the world in August 2011 when Bolts of Thunder goes completely wild. We've gone like 80% wild. Just working on a few glitches. Getting there though. So Dan got here this morning! That means amazing moments are going to triple with Dan around. He has that ability to make crazy cool things happen. So there's this ongoing conversation Dave and I have had for the last 6 months or so about what would happen if Bolts of Thunder got stranded on an island. Like a lord of the flies scenario. It was pretty unanimously decided and agreed upon that Dan would be the most useful person to have around in such a scenario. He's like a human swiss army knife. He'd build the shelter, surf a wave with a shark, and spear a wild boar, just for fun. And all within the first couple hours of being on the island. So we're really happy and excited to have the final member of our crew here in Europe with us. It's like picking up a new character on a video game or something, it completely changes the dynamics of everything. Well, not everything, but I guess the fun grows exponentially. Back to the lord of the flies scenario, I feel this deserves to be developed further. So our scenario would be lord of the thunder bolt, and I think we would all go crazy and one of us would end up as leader. So hands down, Dan would be the nicest, most resourceful person to have around. I think he'd survive the longest too, he's got a talent for survival. Dave would be the first to go crazy. He'd walk around half naked and start to kill off other members of Bolts of Thunder. Or maybe just like kill members of other cannibal tribes in the area and paint his face in their blood. Yeah, I could see that happening. He might even start a splinter group, like the fundamentalist Bolts of Thunder crew. Matt would be the representative monarch. You know, the one that represents the group but doesn't actually do anything. Like the Queen of England. Or Bon Jovi. Ok, it's like 2 in the morning right now and I'm keeping everyone awake by laughing and writing crap on the blog. I'm just going to stop now and let you think of your own Bolts of Thunder survivor lord of the flies scenario. Who would do what, and what would ultimately happen?... Here are some pictures of fun skating and chilling.

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