Tuesday, March 1, 2011

fangs dripping with tiger's blood

All you kids out there that want to become Vatican Assassin Warlocks, look to Thunder Bolt Brian Hart to be your guide. He's been hyped up on tiger's blood and Adonis DNA for 30 years now, writing his own constitutions and what not. I was happy last time when I saw him that his face hadn't melted off from all that tiger's blood, and I didn't have to weep over his exploded body. Brian is bi-winning with radical celebs leaving their numbers on his caller ID. He's with Charlie Sheen, living in un-terrestrial realms with goddesses. Give it up for Brian, cause he's been going for 30 years straight now, and he ain't stoppin. Cause he's only got one gear: GO!

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