Bolts of Thunder is an underground movement of skaters, posers, and wannabees that have come together to make skate videos, wreak havoc on the man and the war machine, and contribute nothing to the general populous of the world. But we have fun doing it.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Mean-stache
I knew I recognized that mustache from somewhere: Mr Flanders! You thought you could change your act and hide in Provo, Utah, did you... NED! Yeah Nick, we know your real name: Ned Flanders! Even though you changed your skin color and started riding a skateboard, your mustache has given you away. Turns out that Nick (Ned) was jealous of Bart riding around on his skateboard every day, especially when he rode off the wall onto the car. Nick couldn't stand the jealous rage anymore, so he picked up a board of his own and hit the streets. Well Bart, I haven't seen you ride off a roof onto a makeshift ramp. Looks like Nick's got this one on you... Besides Nick's mustache, the other glaring, obvious issue I must address is Nick's wedding ring in one picture, and not in the other. What's going on Nick? I think that answers all your questions you might have from these pictures. Use your imagination to fill in any gaps I might have forgotten.
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Yes, the wedding ring...
ReplyDeleteIs this like Inception where Leo is only wearing the ring in his dreams? or is it the other way around? I'm confused now. Thanks a lot, Ned!
yeah, it's like reality is only when he's wearing his ring, but if the ring falls off his finger, then it's like the dream or something. Or no, if he spins the ring on a table and it falls off the table and lands on the ground and keeps spinning, then he should keep practicing that and place bets with people as to whether or not the ring will fall when it hits the ground. That way he'll make a lot of money. I think that's what you're talking about, right?
ReplyDeleteHey watch it punk...it's Nedwards to you!
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