Childhood Dreams

So I have a test that I'm supposed to take right now, but the image of your disappointed faces as you checked the blog today and found stale, leftover posts kept creeping up in my mind. Well, if I'm going to fail this test, then I might as well put up an amazingly awesome picture to compensate for my loss of future opportunities for not taking my test. Yes, my entire future is hinging on this one test, the one test to rule them all; one test to find them, and out of the darkness... grind them! So a couple posts ago, I told you how old uncle Matt packed his gunny sack and took a little camping trip in Neverland, the place where 28 year old men don't have to grow up. What I forgot to mention was that Nick stowed away in Matt's gunny sack. Matt was wondering why his toothbrush and good book (all he packed in his sack) weighed over 200 pounds, but he pushed straight on till morning and woke up on the shores of Neverland. Much to his surprise, when Matt opened up his sack, Nick poked his head out. Matt jumped back in fear of what he thought was Nick's lacerated head rolling out of his sack. "Nick's dead!" Matt thought. But he couldn't have been further from the truth; Nick had never been so alive! Much to Matt's rejoicing, he realized that Nick was not dead, but had just ran away to Neverland with him. This picture was taken just moments after reuniting on the banks of Neverland on their way to the technicolored dream cream pie fight with Robin Williams and Rufio... I've got to take my test now, but next post I'll tell you about how Nick tricked Rufio into eating his own excrement. Pretty funny story, Robin got a good laugh out of it. But little does Robin know what Matt slipped in his drink...