Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Thanks, AJ










This post is meant to show you that the war we're fighting is very real: trying to fool people. AJ does a good job of it. But he can't get past his own kind, and we called him out on this front feeble. After we called him out on it, he landed it no problem. But kids, don't ever try and pull a scene in front of us because we will spot you in two seconds! And Matt will not hesitate in calling you out on your antics... Also, I want you to see that AJ and Ben really are trying out, and they want that supposed one open spot on the team. In most of these pictures you'll find in the background the menacing, sinister red shirt of Ben waiting to pounce on feeble prey.

I don't know what I'm even trying to say. You get the idea though. Nothing. You didn't come here for substantive philosophically filling words of inspiration and thought. You came here for skating, pure unadulterated skating. Well today AJ, not I, is going to give you what you so desperately seek... Thank you, AJ, for giving our people what they needed...

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