Friday, May 25, 2012

You want the truth?


They say you're not one to handle the truth all that well. Is this true? Why don't we find out. I will give you the truth. Next week. Not today. I have no truth in me today... This is a very round about way of asking you for some help. So we've been doing interviews again lately, but because I'm the writer, I have nobody to interview me. So I'm going to ask you to ask me questions via comments on the blog, and next week on Friday I will answer all questions. That will serve as my interview. Last time Matt and Dave asked some questions, and I thoroughly enjoyed them. This time I would like to have more participants. So I am giving you an entire week this time to think of questions to ask me, and next week I will answer them. Got it? So just leave comments either to this post or any post up and coming in the next week, and I will respond to those questions.

And if you don't ask me questions, I will make up my own ones and answer them. Don't believe me? TRY ME! Actually, don't try me, just take my word for it. Come on, you can imagine me having a conversation with myself on the blog. It happens almost every post I put up. So don't try me because I want your questions. Am I coming off as desperate here? You have made me very desperate...

19 comments:

  1. If you could do only one trick for the rest of your life what would it be? There should be two answers, one for transition and one for otherwise.

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  2. Coleman: What would you do if the redhead Wendy from Wendy's to your door and asked to go to the bathroom.

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  3. have you ever had an ingrown hair on your nipple? How did you deal with it? If you had to choose between an ingrown nipple hair and a severe two day headache which would you choose?

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  4. Say you are being forced at gunpoint to either do smack or crack, the gunman is pretty tweaked out himself so hes gonna shoot if you hesitate to choose. What do you do?

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  5. If you were forced into exile for ten years where would you rather spend your time? The Moon(assuming you had oxygen and all the required supply's). A small cave at the bottom of the ocean(also with oxygen and all needed supply's). The most comfortable chair in the world(but you cant move from the chair for ten years). In a deep sleep(but you would experience terrible nightmares every so often). Or on a small boat on the ocean. Write a small response to each option and say why or why not you chose that option.

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  6. You are offered one million dollars a year for the rest of your life. The only catch is every six months you have to pass a kidney stone. Would you take it?

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  7. If you could only save one life me (Zak) or Coleman who would you choose to save?

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  8. Coleman:Do you think Will was a tad cruel to Carlton. Or do you think Carlton deserves it?

    The above question was also Coleman.

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  9. Coleman: Kill Marry Rape

    Fred Flintstone, Myspace Tom, Bulma from Dragon ball Z

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  10. what do you call that patch of hair that people grow right above their arse?

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  11. I use woman's deodorant. I guess this isn't really a question.

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  12. worst thing about being a white guy in Utah?

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  13. -Where should Bolts of Thunder meet when the zombie Apocalypse happens?

    -How has it been so far having a wife that wakes up and leaves the house every day in the 5AM hour?

    -Baths or showers?

    -Scenario: Zombie Apocalypse ...we're at base camp, and we have my iPod and your iPod, so what will we listen to until both of them die? (I think I actually know the answer to this...so we'll see if you are right)

    -Now please tell everyone why you fell in love with me because this is what everyone wants to know. At least all your girl blog followers...

    (see I responded by friday)

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