Wednesday, September 19, 2012

This is why I haven't been skating this week



Contrary to popular belief, an angry see and slippery rocks can, in fact, get in the way of my skating, as they have this past week. That blood looked like the fake blood on the old original Planet of the Apes, almost as though I had planted it there...


These are the people the helped me clean up the blood off the ground. The tannest, leatheriest-skinned people I've ever met in my life. Here I am showing them the power of white. Not white power, that's something different, and we don't support that. I'm also giving them a little taste of P90X power crunches on the beach, which I don't think they could handle either.

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