Bolts of Thunder's New Year's Resolutions

Seeing as it's the new year and so many wonderful things happen just because a new year started, Bolts of Thunder is creating some realistic, achievable goals that you will be able to follow and keep track of. These goals are meant to inspire you to do great things and serve as a model of what your resolutions should be. They are posted in no particular order...

1) Collectively lose 12 13 pounds. Each member must pull his weight and eat more vegetables. Or at the end of the year, just pull out a cheese grader to the love handles and take one for the team. Either way, we've gotta drop some pounds if we're going to keep up with the industry these days. It's a skinny man's game.

2) More grass rides.

3) Go bigger, badder, faster, and harder than ever before. Drive through the ten yard line and get that first down.

4) Get footage of Nick. If this was the only resolution we accomplished, I'd be a happy man.

5) Don't faint when my wife has her baby. Hospitals make me weesy.

6) Make a video. Yeah, that's right, another video. Deal with it. Try and wrap your mind around it. Suck it!

7) Get Ben to show off his abs in public more often. That will give us more street cred.

8) No less than three-in-one trick combos with a flip in or out of every 4th trick.

9) Get with the program.

10) Artsy, over-produced trailers, cameras on remote-controlled space ships, confetti, hype, ribbons, awards, tears, drama, anger, blood, and some sweat. Just a little sweat though, we don't want to work that hard...

Keep track of our progress over the year! And until then, enjoy this little gem of Matt and Nick when they were but children...