Stump this!

Since school got out, I can't stand to stare at computer screens any more. Even now, it's painful writing this post, but I'm sucking it up to bring you today's post. Just so you know, Bolts of Thunder is bumpin and grindin harder and harder each day, pelvic thrusting all up in society's face. Matt and Weston help you escape from reality by skating tree stumps that were never meant to be skated. And Weston, always ready to serve the community, bends back impaling pikes so that thieves and skaters can safely jump on the tree stump. Weston can always find something rad to skate on, even when it's a run down tree stump... So on a completely different note, we're looking at buying a bunch of blank shirts and making Bolts of Thunder clothing. You already know about that one shirt I made, but we're going to make a bunch more. So any Bolts of Thunder clothing you want, you let us know. Get the word out there... We're also getting ready to start up our 'Anus' and 'Lard' sweat pant clothing company. It's kind of like those sweatpants you see girls wearing that say 'Pink' across the butt. We're going to overtake pink and sell sweatpants that say 'Anus' in pink writing on the butt. It's going to be a new clothing empire, and we want all of you to be a part of it. Anyway, give us your clothing and we will make it cool.